Rinse If Required

I stalk because I love.

So the last “awesomeness of Kapi post”

Thing 7:

You hated pretty much every thing I wrote here but told me to continue this series. Adorable.

You’re comfortable enough with yourself to have me come over when you’re not feeling great, haven’t showered, and are in your sweats. That’s pretty awesome.

Thing number 5

You have pretty eyes. See, not everything is a back-handed compliment.

Thing Number 4

You’re the poster child for Passive aggressive.

Aggressive Aggressive=BAD.

Passive Passive=BAD.

Passive aggressive= best possible combination.

Thing Number 3

You watch Gossip Girl and Glee with me.

This needs no explanation as to how very awesome it is.

Thing Number 2!

You’re the biggest hypocrite I know.

You call me stubborn but you never back down.

You call me spoilt but EVERYTHING has to go your way.

 You say I’m not funny but I know you secretly laugh at all my jokes.

(Ok that last one isn’t hypocritical, its just good taste, but hey!)

If you’re going to do something, do it well. You’re the best god damned hypocrite I’ve come across.

WINNER

So. Because you somewhat hate me, and because everyone loves a bit of flattery (I’m hoping… who knows with you)… I’m going to post one awesome thing about you, EVERYDAY this week. No matter how mad I am at you. Or how mad you are at me. Or how badly you beat me in scrabble.

Favorite thing Number 1:

Your beard is EPIC. It is a beast of a beard. Birds use it as a muse when building their nests. Bottle brushes have its picture on their teenage bedroom walls. Hedges weep with shame at their mediocrity when you walk by.

Beard. So. Hot.