December 2009
38 posts
Q&A 1.2
nudawn:
6od:
What was the most amazing drug you’ve ever tried?
This is hard to answer. I always had a good time with E and shrooms. I didn’t do them often, but when I did I loved it. I have never had a bad trip, and I think I’m one of few people who can honestly say that. I’ve been pretty lucky. With amphetamines like coke and meth, it was always really chill for me - I didn’t become twacked...
Like Adrianne Curry, I love to play videogames...
fatmanatee:
Unfortunately, I’m not allowed in Dave and Busters anymore.
There’s only one thing more fun than halo? NAKED HALO!
1 tag
I hate The Beatles
kapi0:
There, I said it.*
*Bite me
I pray that one day your soul will be returned to you.
Also, your music’s shite, it keeps me up all night.
12 Things You Don't Know About Women [Dana Delany]
katieschenk:
boutofcontext:
I recalled this gem (specifically #6) from Esquire’s Things You Don’t Know About Women series while drafting a tongue-in-cheek response to an old JGH post on evo psych justifications for male attraction to younger females. However, since Dana Delany’s list endures intact only as a Google cache, I’ve decided to reproduce it here for posterity.
A private plane will...
Me: I should stop posting stuff about you. My tumblelog's turning into an ode to you!
The boyfriend: maybe you'd finally get more followers then!
I’m angry at the world that there are so many types of mustelidae!
– The Boyfriend
Romance in this house
Me: I'm very loved up with you today
The boyfriend: yeah, I noticed.
Me: I don't know why!
The boyfriend: I'm being very cute. But then I'm cute EVERYDAY.
Me: ....
Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them...
– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via kari-shma)
When Wrapping Presents
The Boyfriend: Hold this please
Me: I'll CUT you!!
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Me: Medical Physics you can do. Surgery, kids play, but your wrapping is SHIT.
The Boyfriend: Because my assistant is crap. If I asked for a scalpel and the nurse gave me a spatula my patients would look like this present too!
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Me: Please ask your mother to wrap my present this year.
All about the chocolate
Me: Wheres my Kit-kat?
The Boyfriend: What Kit-Kat?
Me: The one I started eating in the morning
The Boyfriend: Who the hell leaves half a kit-kat lying around?!
The Boyfriend: Who would go into a store and ask "Hi I want kit-kat but not a whole kit-kat, have any crumbs lying around? Perhaps half a kit kat?"
The Boyfriend: What kind of person eats a kit-kat in STAGES!
Me: ...
The Boyfriend: I ATE IT OK!
The one that got away
R: yah, we'll make her happy again this winter
R: we should get her a puppy
R: or bake a cake!
Me: OH YEYYYYYYY
Me: how bout you do that for me
Me: IM SO SADDDDD
R: oh damn
R: why's that?
Me: because i dont have a puppy or cake
R: hahahaha
R: i'll bake you some daal bati
R: and make the ghee by hand
Never should have given him up. Never should have let him go.
You've got to accept the fact that life isn't a...
mrnhlikestea:
(via daphneemarie)